laugh-til-ya-fart:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

cannibalism

Hailing satan

hannibalsenpai:

ilookincredibeetus:

hannibalsenpai:

this customer called me a bitch because I wouldn’t refill his popcorn so I said “sir, you can either stand there quietly while I go get a manager for you or you can get out but you’re not going to call me bitch and I’m not going…

publius-esquire:

Founding Father Pin-Ups, 2nd Ed.: Tread on Me

• ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
• ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
• * = just delete your tumblr already
• æ = Post a picture of yourself
• $ = You’re awesome
• # = I love your blog
• @ = You’re beautiful
• + = i hate you.
• % = You’re ugly
• <3 = I want to fuck you
• & = I wish we were close
• ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
• ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
• ! = You inspire me

stephaniepepper:

an aged clifford and emily elizabeth

aka clifford fan art???

intersectionalityis4lovers:

• don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
• a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
• or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’

seasidetotodile:

prospitly:

sullivanlives:

Listen. Adventure Time and Gravity Falls had a baby.

THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO LOVE THIS SHOW. THIS PILOT IS AMAZING. EVERYONE SHOULD GO SUPPORT IT.

We need more good shows on CN.

ohmygod this is genius

PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY!

geekyjew:

spellcheck your privilege.