Manda. 20 yr old genderfluid, pansexual girl from Chicago going to college (also in Chicago) for Theology and Law. Trying mostly to just achieve my "final cause" as Aristotle would put it.
starbucks cashier:how can i help you
me:i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
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7 hours ago

fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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(via isarian450)

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via bakayarox3)

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7 hours ago
foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

(Source: drunkchan, via shinoboobs)

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http://uwotm8y8.tumblr.com/post/82961980896/hexgoddess-closettrolls-hexgoddess →

hexgoddess:

closettrolls:

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not…

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7 hours ago

paranoid-saint:

"I liked it before it became popular"

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"have you heard of ____? probably not they aren’t that popular but i really love them"

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"I liked them first can you stop!!!"

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"I liked them WAY before you"

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(via uwotm8y8)

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7 hours ago

buttercakesandteacafe:

somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

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GUYS THERE IS A HEART IN MY FRIDGE, I WENT TO GO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO SNACK ON AND I FIND A FUCKING HEART SARAN WRAPPED AND SITTING ON THE SHELF! WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HEART IN MY FRIDGE??????

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THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE MAN

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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE

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LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF THIS THING IT BLED ALL  OVER ME

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEATTLE????

SO I LOOKED IN OUR FREEZER AND…

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Run.

(via redheadedgnomegirl)

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